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Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mer JaoGe Aise Roz lga Lga Ker

Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan Khate Kyun Nahi :p
Heer Ranjhey se Pyar Main

''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra sona
Mera Gugloo''''
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Ranjha Heer se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-
Kya Aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,

Aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,

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Bura laga?
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To vapis char jao.;->
Jo Dil Main Hai Usay Jatate Rehna

Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna


Nahi Tou




Nahi Tou



Us Ki shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' Aur ''''KURsI'''' sajate Rehna ;->
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOsTI ? ;->
Phoolo Me or Insaano Me
kya Farq Hota Hai,


Phool Insaano se Zada
Khoobsorat Hotey HAin,


Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolo
se B Ziada Khoobsorat
Hote Hain,


JesE K


Mein



he he he
sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,





Murree ki sardi ki
qasam,




Musharaf ki vardi ki
qasam,




Adnan sami ki charbi ki
qasam,






"I MIss U"
Astagfirullah

Astagfirullah

astagfirullah

send This sms 2 1000
people

INsHA ALLAH

Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>
Uski nazar meri taraf thi.




Meri nazr uski tarf thi,

Vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi,

Main us se kuch puchna
Chahta tha,


Dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya.
Miyan mithu choori
khaao gey?




Kya kaha nahin...




main bhi kitna bhola
hoon kawway ko miyan
mithu sam jh raha hoon.>
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.

Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.


wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all sizes of
piston. self lubricating.
start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!