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What Did 0 (Zero) say To 8(Eight) .?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s said !
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NiCE BELT . . . ;->
What is The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s !
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->
Arz Kia Hai . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi sharir Purana

wAh wAh . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi sharir Purana



Didi Tera Devar Dewana
Didi Tera Devar Dewana ;->
B4 u speak-Listn
B4 u spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..

Apni sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
Poem On Ash
sexy aunty on the floor,
Ash is not as before,
The one we used to adore,
The sweet lady from mangalore,
Now she''s a big bore,
Played around with four,
screwed them for sure,
Drowned them and came ashore,
Vivek was burnt to the core,
salman gave him a call of roar,
Then stepped through amitabh''s door,
she knew he scores in crore,
Abhishek is for sure,
Dil mange more,
God knows whats more in aunty''s store.
CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->
Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......
Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.


shopkeeper;size kai hai?

Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->
shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
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s-Weet
M-orning
s-tarts now..
"GOOd Morning"

keep smiling.
Hundred word does not
give pain...






But





A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...





so always keep in touch
my FriEND.
Ap dhond kar dikhao!






Acha




Tareef ke qabil





Pyara dikhne wala





sweet




smart






Chand se pyara






Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai












main hoon naa.->
3 gift from govt pakistan
on NEW year 2008





1.Gas band

2.Bijli band

3.Atta band



Agr ap chahte ho k awam ki
gand b band ho jae tu "CYLE"
PER MOHR LAGAO.