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The worst way of missing some one is...

like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->

thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.

hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

sms KinG

yeh mere kahani...??

yeh mere kahani...??

yeh mere kahani...??

bakee kul sunao ga...heheh

U knw wt?

U knw wt?
U r un4getbl..
U knw y?
Cz u r so sweet..
U knw hw?
In ur own simple ways
u make me feel special..
U knw wen?
snce d day we bcame FRIENDs..:-)
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Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.

Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.
Graham Bel usd candle 2 stdy.
shakespare usd street light 2 stdy.
Mjhy ye smjh nai ata
"saley din ma makhi marty thy kia?''''

KHABARDAR!

KHABARDAR!
"MOHABAT"sehat k liye muzir ha. Tabiat zyada kharab ho to (sHADI) kijiye.
Tamam sms "WALDAIN" ki pohanch se dor rkhye
"VIZART-E-IsHQ Hakomat-e-dil.

U know my engagemnt is fixed

U know my engagemnt is fixed

Its after 73 days

surprised!

After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D

BaThRooM SoNgS:

BaThRooM soNgs:

Loose MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!

QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!

Gas TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-

Tamam bewaqufon ko

Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...

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Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho

Teacher

Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!

student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm sir...!

Ap Apni Cheezein Khud sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!

Teacher

Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->

eik aadmi :

eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''

Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->

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