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Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?






Think think...






I know u can Think this,







Abbey





Itena mat soch kha ka dekhle :
Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. so don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. Keep smiling
shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

wah wah wah


Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,



Nasir





Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,



khan bahi...->



Naisir
Consequences in
Aerica...






A girl rushed over to her
husband..


Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
Why women Love gold more
than men ?
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Because gold has 24 carrot
whereas man has only one carrot.
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,


Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,

Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,

suna He Buhat KANJOOs Ho TUM,


Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do....;->
*Dua 4 Election*



Ya Khudaya...!!!
Kitaab ko Libray myn rakh,

sher ko jangal myn rakh,

Teer ko kaman myn rakh,
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PATANG ko aasman myn rakh.....!!!!!!!!!!
What''s the name of the girl who is small and has a small Heart??
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"Asha"





Coz...
Dil Hai Chota sa ...Choti se Asha*
sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
New song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa
laga

kabhi chapal laga kabhi
taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel pera
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi roar mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta
gaya
hoooooooooooooo






ek larki........
wht did a handosm dog say to a beautiful bitch during a candlelight
dinner near a romantic river in open moonlight?




"BhoW bHOw"



Hor vicaray ne ki khena
si..:->