Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"
4 guys 1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAs 4 sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAs: blink of an eye
sardar: its loose motions bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
n
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
so, start smoking... ;->
