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Two lions broke
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
ye msg aik ghareeb
ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein

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malika sherawat... ;->
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .

Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol

Har Mard Ki shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol

Aur

Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->
Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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I wonder why it is wasted on us... ;->
When Words r not enough,
When Words r not enough,
To express your feelings,
Dont think u r in love,
You just need to ..































Join

English Course. . . ;->
Sunday mean
sunday mean

s=sote raho

U=Utho der se

N=Nachte raho

D=Dekhte raho TV

A=Aram hi Aram karo

Y=Yaad karo sirf humain hii

so njoy ur sUNDAY ;->
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



salesman:sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
Height Of Inspiration
Height Of Inspiration



College Ka 1 student College K Toilet Mai Gya

Jab Ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To samnay Likha Tha

Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay
Height of embarrasment
Height of embarrasment



Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAIsE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
8 Saal Pehle Mobile
8 saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam


Jeo Musharaf
8 Saal Pehle Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki
8 saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki


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Aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs Ki

Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai

GEO MUsHARRAF . . . ;->
per Nangi Larki nahaye gi,
Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.



"GEO MUsHARAF"

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