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Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
Everyday same wishes
R u bored of it? Let it b different Dis timeLet da devils sing around u, mummies dance around u, vampires sit behind uve a HORRIBLE NIGHT
DUsHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADsA wo jo dara de,DOsT wo jo DOsT ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Maine itne love letter post kiye k woh "POsTMAN k saath hi bhaag Gayee.
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
soMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
I wud siT nExT 2u,
PuLL U Close 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
Dis Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALs..!
Janay kia huga es mulk ka ?

Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj

Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain

Ab es sMs perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo..

"Paindoo Kaheen k"
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR UssE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR UssE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAIsE WO HANsNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
UssE MORTEIN PILA DE.
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,she replied

"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"
sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.