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Pandit ne ap k mobile

Pandit ne ap k mobile k khndli dekh ker btaya he k ap k mobile pe kanjosi ki mdoshala madla rai he. turant 10 sms ki baali dai ta k shanti ho.
Dhanewad..

Mujay pata hay is waqt

Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay

hath men b pakra huwa hay

us ko daba b rahay ho

tumen sharam nahi ati

Andar dalo apna MOBILE

Sardar writing passive

sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"

He wrote: i was made by a mistake.

Ur words r Antibiotics,

Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur sMs is Anti-Pyretic that''s why I never fall ill

husband: Allah

Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???

Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

I WANT 2 SEND

I WANT 2 sEND U THE CUTEsT,BEAUTIFUL, sMARTEsT&sVTEsT GIFT OF THE WORLDI POsTED IT,BUT POsTMAN sHOUTED AT ME''OOYEE''POsTBOX sY BAHIR NIKAL.

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

so i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"

Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,

subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,
sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low batavey hai,

Man 1 sitting wid dog.

Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal

Liaquat ki shewani
sir syed ki jawani

Nehru ki Chal
aur
Gandhi k baal de

AAMEEN.

Today Is Smart People''s Day

Today Is smart People''s Day

so send this Msg to someone

Who looks smart

Plz Dont send back to me

B''coz

Tung aa Gaya Hon

I''ve Already Read
997388937 Msgz :s

Man 2 hotel manager"

Man 2 hotel manager" jaldi chalo,meri biwi khirki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager" so sir what can i do ? Man" khirki nahi khul rahi hai

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