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Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Dekha Mere sms Ka Kamal ?

Ghanti Baji

Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya

Ab Woh sms Pahr raha hai

HMmm

Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko send karu?

Wife: Suno Jii DR

Wife: suno Jii DR ne mujhe ek mahinay ka aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai Hum Kaha Jayegaye?

Husband: Dosray DR ke Pass

Tum Ek aise Don ho

Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chabi hai

Tabhi tu Aapko Don With Key kehte hain

Aur

Pyar se

" DONKEY" kehtye hain

Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Boy: Maa baap ?

Girl: yes

Boy: Khana Pina?

Girl: Yes

Boy: Apni Dostien

Girl : Yes

Boy : star Plus

Girl : Mu shambhal kar bat kar

A Boy got Job in Girls

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur salary?

Boy said : Kya ? salary bhhi miligi ?

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir

ALLAH Bachaye !

ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v se

Dubai k shiekh se Nai ki shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se

Ye Mardam Shumari

Ye Mardam shumari Ki service hai . ager ap larka hai to 1 sms . larki hain tu 2 sms kare. Or ager Apka ka taluq Tesri Makhluq se hai tu koi sms na kare

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."

Interviewer: Can

Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Interviewee: P-O-s-T-B-O-X....

BOY:I''ll climb the

BOY:I''ll climb the tallest mountain,swim the deepest ocean, walk onhot coals barefoot just to meet you!!!
GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??
BOY: not now!! it''s raining outside!!!!!

Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo

"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"

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