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A Sardar Reads On

A sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "

*GRP MSG * &%# &^$

*GRP MsG *
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UFF YEH sMs KE TARsE HOYE LOG
KUCH BHI BHEJO PAHRNE LAG JATE H

Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to sonia
than what will u get?

Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDs !!

" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

" ToDay Iz sunDAY "

send this sMs to 10 Peoples and INsHALLAH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

Believe me it works!! :)

Bathmeez

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUsI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

Hoshayar rehna aaj raat

Hoshayar
rehna
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raat
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12
bajy
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baad
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bajy ga!!!!!

mobile repair kerne

mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???

"doctor sb subah subah se miss calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"

Just Imagine Life Without Girls: The Result-- Markets Silent

Just Imagine Life Without Girls:

The Result--

Markets silent

streets Empty

The Police at rest

ALL mobile companies in loss

No sms

No Flowers

No Valentine''s

No candles

No Perfumes

No travleing

ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.

Aishwariya Roy Is Being

Aishwariya Roy Is Being Hospitalized b''coz sucide attempt.
Watch T.v
REAsON: He Proposed me n i said " NO "

sily Girl Crazy Abt me .

Actually I wanted

Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..

but

But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.

Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs msg and sleep. Gud Nite :)

Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs msg and sleep. Gud Nite :)

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