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LXS 2154

LXs 2154

LZM 5421

LWA 5421

LEA 8745

Aray itna Gor se kiya pahr rahe ho ?
Kal subha 10 baje se pehle iin cars
par kapra mar dena Ok ??

Dulha Apni Nai

Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye

" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "

Dulha Apni Nai

Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye

" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "

Masjid ki deewar pe

Masjid ki deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye hain tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lipstick se lekha tha .. ager nahi tu samnay wale ghar main aa jaye

Zara sochoo .

Zara sochoo .. agar sMs recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!

" A man asked

" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "

" A man asked

" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "

Doc: tum

Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)

Doc: tum

Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)

Teacher :

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
student : Ladies First

FATHER:

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
sON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
sON: They''re below C level

Mistakes r embarsin

Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((sUCCEss)))))

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