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BAy Sharam

BAy sharam Ki 3 Neeshaniyan
1:Kabhi Miss cal nahi karegay
2:Ganday ganday sMs muskara k send kare gaye
3:Don''t scroll Down

i say Don''t scrol down

Jiss bat ka mana karu woh zaror kre gaye

Q: What do you

Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!

Press Down if u

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can''t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God sake! LORD!!
Why u still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CAsE!!

Santa:

santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

Santa: My 8yr

santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

Santa: Ghar ka saara

santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

The breeze has

The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning

Teacher: Agar apna

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka Character begar jayega.

Sardar Was

sardar Was Writing something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

Call Me Now

Call Me Now , I Heard some Major Gossip About You.

shocked? Farward 2 your friends And see How Many Don''tRead The message Fully And Make Fools Good Day !!!

Ek Admi Hotel Gaya

Ek Admi Hotel Gaya Aur Waiter se Bola " Waiter Ek sureelee chai Pilayo "
Waiter: Hamray Han GAAIY ka Doodh ata hai NArgis ka nahi

What Is difference

What Is difference Between secretary and personal seceretary??
secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir

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