Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
3 MEN discusing wives 1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd sARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot
JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me sAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun sa Law Kehta hai :)
sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
student: sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho
Pir sahib went to a prostitute for sex.
after having fun the prostitute asked: " pir sahib paise ?"
Pir sahib replied " pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa "
THE GREATEsT GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back
