Police Constable to hissOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "
Dad 2 son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
son:I clean it With Your Toothbrush
COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles with
your
friendship
since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!
• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
