Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i wassittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i wasshocked tht i ALMOsT DROPPED MY BEER
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
Never luk for a Gud Face, it''ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud skin, it''ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that''ll miss u every day.
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. so lets make them brother & sister.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." she replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
