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Dead Bird: A S

Dead Bird: A sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"

This sardarji goes t

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

One Sardar needed

One sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t

"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".

One day Sardar happened

One day sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the sardar

I need you....

I need you....

I love u....

I can''t go anywhere without u...

....oh my lovely..

shoes!
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HUGLI HUGLI DUGLI DUGLI

HUGLI HUGLI

DUGLI DUGLI

BUGLI BUGLI

sUGLI sUGLI

UGLY UGLY
Busssssssssss!!!

hans mat.....yehi rang kala kerne wala mantar tu ne perha lia he na......KAALLIIYYAA

Q: Why dogs don''t

Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!

1 love me 2 hate me 3 miss me

1 love me
2 hate me
3 miss me
4 need me
5 adore me
6 like me
7 feel me
8 wana hug me
9 wana kiss me
10 wanna kill me
send ur best 3 answers

zindgi ek peheli he

zindgi ek peheli he
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COORPORATION VAN

pagloon ko
uthane i hai

tumhay

apnnni dosti
ki kasam

plz

plz

bhag jaooo!![haha]

Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

1 – Wo Jinko Achha Yaar milta hai.

2 – Wo jinhein sachha Pyaar milta hai.

3 – Wo jinhein mera scrap baar baar milta hai

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