Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

1 – Wo Jinko Achha Yaar milta hai.

2 – Wo jinhein sachha Pyaar milta hai.

3 – Wo jinhein mera Scrap baar baar milta hai

May, 24 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 3135 views Funny

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH.

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)

''Laakhon honge nigaah

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Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........''

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Degrees Of Girl!!

Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.

4 things bOys dO in exam hal

4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

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3.reading d brand name Of pen
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Sardar Was

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Amitabh Public Toilet Me

Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.

Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?

Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye

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Hi Agr Aap Dunya

Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

Tou

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Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->

A Student Was Asked

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Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

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Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
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Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

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