Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

1 – Wo Jinko Achha Yaar milta hai.

2 – Wo jinhein sachha Pyaar milta hai.

3 – Wo jinhein mera Scrap baar baar milta hai

May, 24 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 3070 views Funny

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merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,

merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,

chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.

HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri

HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,

Wife: Wo kiA ???

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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-

I Don''t Think So ...

I Don''t Think So ...

You Are A Fool ...

But

What''s My Opinion
Compared To

That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->

aadmi apne bachay se

Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->

Arz kiya hai :

Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain

wah wah

Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.

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Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"

Considering his achievments of

Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!

Memon: Aur sunao

Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do

IF YOU

IF

YOU

NEED

SPACE

THAN

JOIN

NASA. . . . ;->

Boy: Ye Ratein

Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..

''We will now upgrade

''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''

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Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....

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