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1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo

pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.

Jun, 10 2012 143 chars (1 sms) 2462 views Funny

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