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Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki
Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi
Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar sMs padh raha hai"
To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPs TUBELIGHT!!
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
Twinklw Twinkle LAZY sTAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,sun has risen in d sKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
so sweet is ur sMILE???


so sweet is ur sTYLE???


so sweet is ur VOICE???


so sweet is ur EYE?????


see .......how sweetly I LIE
>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
>> still he was in jail.......why?
>> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............