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Santa found answer

santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa found answer

santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

reading from book of facts

santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"

Q) If Draupati will be

Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)

Husband ask,"

Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!

Teacher:what is

Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!

Dress code 4 party-

Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIEs ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.

Banta ek sadhu se bola"

Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Ullu ke pathey

Ullu ke pathey

Kutey k bachey

Gadhey ki aulaad

saanp ke sapolay

Bhains ke bachray

Bakre ke maimney

sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na

Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight

Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth

HALLO, this is your mobile.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

I like to compare

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

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