Cu
stomer : Waiter, there''
s a dead beetle in my
soup.Waiter : Ye
s sir, they are not very good
swimmer
s.
Cu
stomer : Waiter, there''
s a fly in my
soup.Waiter : That''
s all right,
sir, he won''t drink much.
Cu
stomer : Waiter, there''
s a fly
swimming in my
soup.Waiter :
so what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Cu
stomer : Waiter, what''
s the meaning of thi
s fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know,
sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Cu
stomer : Waiter, thi
s soup ta
ste
s funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
