TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"
Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''
LIFE Is LIKE A MOVIE
WHEN U R sAD ITs MELODRAMA
WHEN ANGRY ITs ACTION
WHEN AFRAID ITs THRILLER
WHEN CONFUsE ITssUsPENsE
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NOW look at the mirror...hmm ITs .
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HORROR...(heheheheh)
NOW U sMILING haina...THATs COMEDY
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical recordsshow that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
