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APKI BATAIN...

APKI BATAIN...

APKI BOLI...

APKA sTYLE...

APKA CHALNA...

APKI sMILE...

APKA sHARMANA...

APKI ADAA...

.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........

KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...

Simran- having smaller

simran- having smaller

Ramba-bigger

Ramyakrishna- one is big one is small

Aishwaryarai- both are small

What is that?

U naughty,
It is letter R !

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

teenage girl was

teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.

What is meant by ABCD

What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)

GIRL: If U will try 2

GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha

Common dialouge

Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamba tha
Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"

Dear jana Smile Never

Dear jana
smile Never
speak Ever
Gum sum Never
share Ever
Hide Never
Care Ever
Left Never
Think me ever
Forget me Never

Tab tak pyar se

Tab tak pyar se pyar na karu, Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare
or pyar ap se pyar kare tu pyar ko itna karu k pyar kisi se pyar na kare

DONO EYES PE

DONO EYEs PE

DONO CHEEKs PE

DO BAR LIPs PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK sE NEACHAY

sONE sE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Request hai apse

Request hai apse REFUsE mat karna,Frendship ka Bulb FUsE mat karna,

Hum Dost Hai Apke,Hamey CONFUsE Mat karna, Hamri jagha kisi B Or ko CHOOsE mat karna

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"

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