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Duniya se chupa Kar

Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha

Have u seen a monkey

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

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Oh GOD Thanks .. my ALL Buttons are working :)

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-sANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

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3rd floor:- shit i m banta

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-sANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta

Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D

Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D

What Is difference

What Is difference Between secretary and personal seceretary??
secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir

MADAM:

MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye

Sternoid,Pharmoc,

sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia, Globardentin....Yeh sarri beemariyan dant tootne par hoti hai
sms karte rehna Baaki samjhdar ko ishra hi kaffi hota ha

Napolean says

Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.

1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?

1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
Mom: Na Baiti Log Kiya kahe gaye
2006 ki girl: MAMA mini skirt phen lo?
Mom: Pehn baiti Kuch tu Phen

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