Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yessir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to sialkot.
Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra UsA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
son: Abu ,Yaqbon sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !
