sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
Rangeet singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha
Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon
