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Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi

Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum sisak sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..

Fizao me tum h

Fizao me tum ho hawayo Main tum ho Dhoop main tum ho .. chahyoo main tum hoo .

sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi theikana nahi hota

A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. she fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:

"if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"

AAj apko pani se

AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THANDA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola

Which part of the body

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.

Reaction of Girs Wen

Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi

Train Main 1 Machir 1

Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"

HelLo U R So

HelLo

U R so

eet!

s eet!

w
s eet!

w
s eet!

s eet!w

sorry the word does''t fit for u !!

Sardar Dharakt pe

sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

A Girl asks boy

A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes

Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing

Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition

Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback

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