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-Agr tum:
0% busy ho
32% beemar ho
14% dukhi ho
20% temtion main ho
46% tarse huay ho
48% ghabra rahe ho

to in sare no ki % hata k mila k dail kero,tumhari sari tention door hojaigi!Money back guarantee! Trykerna must hai :-)
sheikh sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.sheikh sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.sheikh sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..

sardar ji: sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she slapped me
3 sardars talking about Aids1) Mai to condom k bina karta nahi.2) Mai to ungali me bhi condom pehenta hu.3) Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Parosi se karwata hoon.
Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)
Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!
santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri shadi kar li hai!
sMs
BHEJO
WARNA
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C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?
sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''s cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........