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A boy goes to his

A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

cow:i give milk so i m the best

elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?

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say something its ur turn!

Agar ap ko bura na lagy,

Agar ap ko bura na lagy,

Mood theek ho,

Time ho pass,

sab kam chor k,

Thora ehsas ho to,

Dil mane to,

to

to

aik

(sMILE PLZ)

Gum me jine ka maza

Gum me jine ka maza aata hai, Garibo k dar pe bhi khuda aata hai,Ek hum hai k har roz sMs karte hai,ek tumhara sMs jaise..4 saal baad WORLD CUP aata hai!.

MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

MsG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)

MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

MsG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)

Hum janday paye

Hum janday paye thay sair ko..Kinare kinare nair ko,Kuta paya nigah mein,sutta pya tha raah mein,Hum ne gul khila diya,Kute ko thuda laga diya,Kute ne Dandi wad lai,Pini ki Pini kad lai,Itne main hum paj Pare,Cycle de which waj Pare,Kuta Magron le gia..Cycle wala piche pe gia...

Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai apse

Open with Love.

Kuch kehna hai apse

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Dar lag raha hy

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Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae

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Wohi 3 lafz

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Mind to nai kro gay?

"INsAN BAN JAO"

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPREss muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANs se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUsAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,IsHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.

I wish u lov,i wish u joy

I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY sCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN

If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,

If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????

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It means that black cat is also going some where

Smndr me pani Pani me fish wah!

smndr me pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD KO KIss!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!

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