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SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

sLEEPING DIsEAsE ETIOLOGY
CAUsED BY: Lecturer
HOsT: students
REAsON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
sYMPTOMs: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LEsIONs: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENIsIs: Mild closing of the eyes, short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOsIs: By adjacent person, sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

When a apple is red its ready to pluck. When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...

When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...
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dirty mind!!!
she is ready to VOTE!!!

Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan Khan thay!!!

EURO=79.50 US$=60.70

EURO=79.50
Us$=60.70
UAE=16.50
PsT=117.00
Heart=.........??
What Is Rate Of My Precious Heart...??
Give Me The Rate (Must Reply)

A boy goes to see

A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Many many HAPP

Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALs DAY HA

Oopar aasman hai

Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

shayri samaj kar parh raha hai

Assalam-O-Alaikum,

Assalam-O-Alaikum, Moaziz Dost, Jaisa Ke Aap sub Janty Hain Ke Mera Muqsad Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Karna Nahi, Na Hi Me Koi Lambi Chori Kahani sunany Ja Raha Hoon Kyunk Me Janta Hoon Ke Aaj Kal Waqt Kisi Ke Pas Nahi Hai, Na Hi Aap Ke Pas Lambi Bat sunany Ka Waqt Hai Aur Na Hi Meray Pas Lambi Bat sunany Ka, so Matlab Ki Bat Karty Hain,.....I MIss Y0..

2 Men searchig for

2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D

Yaro ki yari pe

Yaro ki yari pe shak nhi karte, jab hum bol rahe ho to bak-bak nahi karte.pareshan karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hainab hum jag rahe hain to sMs nhi karte.

Ek Molvi:

Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya

Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?

Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" banainge

Twin babies born

Twin babies born in a sARDAR''s House.

sARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !

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