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Today is MDPS DAY MDPS bolay to...!...

Today is MDPs DAY MDPs bolay to...!...
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"MAKE DUFFER People sMILE" i''ve done my part, now u send it 2 all ur Duffer friends & make them sMILE :)

5 sardars & a girl

5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.

Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Pathan Born in JUNGLE

Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called sHER KHAN

born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN

Born in 0cean sAMANDAR KHAN

Born in garden GUL khan

&

when Born in a BUs New khan.

Sardar say kisi ny kaha

sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.

Boy To His Girlfriend:

Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam sa,

Kuch Naram sa,

Kuch Namkin sa,

Kuch Mitha sa Kaho.

Girlfrind sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur

Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?

************BREAKING NEWS*************

************BREAKING NEWs*************

ZABARDAsT sALE TAMAM BATA OUR

sERVIsE KI DUKAAN PAR EK

JORA KHARIDNEY PAR 5 JOREY FREE.......

JALDI KARIEN.............

CRICKET TEAM WAPIs

AA RAHE HAI............

Always smile ok Because

Always smile ok
Because

Your smile is so
Captivating and so nice

show me a sample

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oye hoye
sO CUTE!

Since our frndship started ...

since our frndship started ...

There hv been so many times

WEN I DIsTURBED U ...

IRRITATED U ...

FRUsTRATED U ...

Today i msg u just to say

"I''LL CONTINUE"!!

- interview -

- interview -

Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...

Santa : People

santa : People santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Boy: BUS aur LADKI

Boy: BUs aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKsHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!

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