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santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
Jin sheikh ko chimar gya. 3 din baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur bola, "Aalim saab menu baar kaddo, mey tey bhukka mar chalaan"
KHUsH KIsMAT HAIN AP K HUM AP KI DOsTI KO ITNI sHIDAT sE CHAHTY HAIN.....WARNA HUM TO WOH CHEZ HAIN JIN K KHUWAB MAY BHI LOG APPOINTMENT sE ATAY HAIN:-):-):-)
Luv story:Hero love heroin bt heroin luv vilan bt vilan luv hero''s sister but hero''s sister luv heroin''s brother bt heroin''s brother luv vilan''s sister but vilan''s sister luv hero''s brother Bt hero''s brother luv heroin Bt heroin luv vilanFinally 2 person commit suicide
PRODUCER & DIRECTOR
Importance of thumb...
Child use it 4 chewing,

Illiterate people use it 4 sign,

Winners 4 victory,

AND

My FANs use it 4 reading my msgs....
oh... u too?
A rose Rs.7
A card Rs.25
A Lunch Rs.200
Movie Rs.150
But a Friend like u is "Priceless"
Zyada urho mut
priceless bole to "FOKAT"
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
sardar ko Uska sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him sMs,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

sardar forwarded it 2 all.
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA
sWEET POEM:

Eat With Butter,

Cut With Cutter,

When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)
Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
wo b maan jaiye gy

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shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.
Ye scooty kab li? sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.