Teacher to sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
Ravan wassent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
BREAKING NEWs: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.so plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.
Plz pass thissMs to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.
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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
Hamy a.K.a Efie a.K.a FebZ
03343004071
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