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Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo

Bhikhari: shahb 1 rupiya dedo

shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?

Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??

Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?

Interviewer:WHAT Is A sKELETON ?
sardar:" sIR,sKELETON Is A PERsON WHO sTARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO sTOP IT ........."

....Go To HELL....

....Go To HELL....

Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??

so

...GO TO HELL....

A sardar went to a doctor..

A sardar went to a doctor...
sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again

If I had a spy camera...

If I had a spy camera...

i''ll snap ur evry moment...

evry smile...

evry memory...

n keep...

in my...

kitchen to scare the rats...

a child never saw his hips.

a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"

1 Medical student ne apni

1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????

Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group A+ Hai"

SPECIAL OFFER,

sPECIAL OFFER,
BRING A CHIT ON EXAM DAY,
sCRATCH AND sHOW IT TO YOUR NEAREsT TEACHER &
WIN FREE TRIP TO PRINCIPLE’s OFFICE & ENJOY 3 YEAR
VACATION AT HOME.

Q: If a devil catches

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

What is 10 inch long

What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...

guess........

think what it could be?????

try to think........

the answer is ....

Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!

Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMIssION "

sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMIssION "

Who Be Bina " DONATION "

Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "

U r BEST Heart Surgeon

U r BEsT Heart surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and sPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You

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