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Ae item, kesa hae

Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi ni.Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega

New Punishment for mobile uSer

New Punishment for mobile users.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!

A Sardar looking at

A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

bikari : 50 paise de

bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??

What is the moral

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BAsANTI?
Larkiyo ke lafre me mat paro…
Khali larkiya bachti hai,
baki sab larke mar jate hai..

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...

Khaufnaak Andheri

Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay

Jealous HUsband

Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K sath soi Ho?

Wife: sach Boloon to sirf Ap Ke sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki sabhi Ke sath sari sari raat Jagi Hoon

Duniya Main Sab Se

Duniya Main sab se Himmat Wala Kaun?

DHOBI-

Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon

My Heart Problem

My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!

My Heart Problem

My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!

Sms Kiya HAi

sms Kiya HAi

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Rewayat Hai Zamanay Ki

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Dastak Hai Un k Dil Par

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Jin Ko Aadat Hai Bhool Janay Ki..!!!

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