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Aaj ki khas khas khabroon

Aaj ki khas khas khabroon main khusamdeed.Aj ki taza khaber:Good morning and have a nice day.Aur ab tafseel:Aaj bhi sms ki baarish jaari rahe gi,call anay ka b imkan hai aur mis cals k badal b any ki tawaqa hai.Aaj poray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahain gay.shukria.

Sheikh Sb on death bed

sheikh sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.sheikh sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.sheikh sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?

santa 2 his wife

santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!

Manager 2 Sardar

Manager 2 sardar :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
sardar :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
sardar :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......

Balle... Balle....

Balle... Balle....
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.. Pura syllabus Padh Liya....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!

Naraz ho kia?

Naraz ho kia?

Lakin muj se kyun?

Mana k bohat taklif me ho

Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th

yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,

Un me ma tu nai the na?

A good friend

A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..

In Our Life,

In Our Life, six Things Can Come At Any Time

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1- LOVE

2- FRiENDsHiP

3- MONEY

4- ILLNEss

5- DEATH

6- ?

su su

"Is liye kar k sona!"

Man on his Death Bed

Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!

Master bachon ko

Master bachon ko english parhatay huay:"dekho bacho! yeh ''M'' ha. ''M'' se mother banta ha,jaise sheeday ki maan." aglay din master ne ek bachay se ''W'' ke bare mein pocha ke batao yeh kia ha? Bachay nai jawab dia: "sir ha to yaih sheeday ki maan magar is ka sur nechay aor tangain oper hain."

www.killer.co

www.killer.com
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Enter d name

U want 2 kill
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ME..?
sure?
If yes
press down
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Access Denied!
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Target
is already killed by ur lovely smile:-)

Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….

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