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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
sambha: sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
samba: sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
samnba: sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

Phone ki ring baji

Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.

wife:Suniye zara

wife:suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien
Husband:magar yahan to nahi ha
Wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi

One day a sardarji

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "santa singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not santa singh.

A sardaar to his friend

A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.

Sardar enters

sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

Gal: Is

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

Angry boss:

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

Ek sawal...

Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINEs DAY ko log aisa kia karte hain k theek 9 MAHINAY baad 14 NOV ko "CHILDREN DAY" manana parta hai.

Sardar Was Writing f

sardar Was Writing something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye

Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye

sub tarron se dosti kar aye

ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae

Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?

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