MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:

MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.

May, 22 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2645 views Funny

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my Wife Recently has Lost her voic

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.

YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?

YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?

Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??

Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...

Jab bhi Msg Karoon tumhari Delivery report aa jati hai .

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri shakal nazar aati hai

tere khayalo me kho kar

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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!

Apny Waado Ko

Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )

Once there were 3 guys

Once there were 3 guys praying..n all of a sudden da light goes off..
guy 1: "lo jee bijli tur gaye "
guy 2: "oay bewaqoof namaz parhdaya nahi bolday"
guy 3: "Shuker way main nae boalya"

tumhar msg ka intzar

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,

U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisiko number bhi dia nahi karte.

Larka: larki ko tang kar raha tha

Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha

Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?

Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay

Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?

Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>

It satisfies ur mind,

It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..

Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.

Aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

HelLo U R So

HelLo

U R So

eet!

S eet!

w
S eet!

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S eet!

S eet!w

Sorry the word does''t fit for u !!

''Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na

''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''

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