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HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt no electricity in villAge.
hEIGHT of tEcHnoLoGY


no mOther in mOther bOArd


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Height of walking..

My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,

now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???






Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
Q) Aisa kaunsa motion hai jisse insaan badaa uncomfortable ho jaata hai ??
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Naa.. its not EMOTION
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A) LOOSE MOTION :))
Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI
A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"


Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!




Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????


its titled''''what women want?''''


And it has only one word...''''everything''''
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

not Kapoor agiain...
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!