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What Do U Call A Dog With no Legs . . . .? ? ?

Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->

IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . .

IF Engineer Starts Making Films .
The Name Will Be . . .

"Current Ho na Ho"

"Janam Supply Karo"

"Aa Ab B.Tech Karain"

"Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C"

"Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia"

"Engineer no.1"

"Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi"

"Input Wale Output Le Jayenge"

"Maine Engineering Kion Li ?" ;->

Why is Sex a 3

Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESnoOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODnoPLEASEnoSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KnoYESYESYESSHITOH

A WOMEN 2 A

A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KnoW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

What is your SMS Account no.???

I want to Check!!!

Some Error is There!!!

Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!

Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!

UNDERSTAND!

When i dont get ur sms!!

When i dont get ur sms!!

A little pain in my heart.

A small tear in my eyes

And sadness falls on my face.

What is this?

Its nothing

“Just Dramabazi“ ;->

Failure Is Not When Your GirlFriend Leaves

Failure Is not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You

It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->

To cry is to know that youre alive

To cry is to know that youre alive
But
My river of tears has run dry I never wanted to fool you
But
A cold heart is a dead heart And it feels like I''ve been buried alive by love
If I should die before I wake There ai''nt no one my soul to take If I wake before I die, rescue me with your smile. . .

I Feel That Tears

I Feel That Tears Are The Best Frmds . . . They Come To Accompany U When U r Really Happy
N
They r There When U Really Sad, noOne Wid U . . . They r Always Wid Us

SONO SUNO BAHI LOGO

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MAI
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HUN YAR.....;->

SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,

SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,

SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai,

BATMAN Raaton mei Ghoom Raha Hai

Aur

Hamara DOBBERMAN ''''SMS'''' Padh Raha Hai...!!! :p

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye notes Parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?

Student: Nahi Sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->

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