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NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST

noTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"

We had Submissions in college.

We had Submissions in college.

no one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the next was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->

When sum1 touch

When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGnoRANCE.

Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,

its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,

then its Khujli...

Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?

Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?

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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p

Laziness is our

Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)

now what should we do....?

Father To Guy

Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?

Guy : Off Course !

Father To Girl : He Is not Good, We Do not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->

I Proud Being Ur Friend

I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I

L = Luvly

A = Attractive

N = noble

T = Tangible

I = Intelligent

In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->

Movies Related to College Life

Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta

Full Forms>...;) NIIT : Not Interested in IT

Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : not Interested in IT

WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

Teacher :

Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->

Mom:

Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?

Child: no Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->

Lady 2 accountant:

Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y noT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P

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