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The Devils Challenged

The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.

We Have Got All The Cricketers,

Said The Angels.

Devils : no Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)

stupid questions with s

stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...

Teacher:

Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''

Teacher:

Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the

Height of Love

Height of Love

when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers no

Bhengi Wife:

Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->

WHAT IS THE

WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY B/W DInoSOUR & SHARIF BOYZ????
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DOno AB AIS DUNYA MAI NAE PAYE JATE...

Ppl U Have Seen

Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason

Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?

no

Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??

no

Real Reason

Guess. . .

Wild Guess. . .

Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But not Sreeshant . . . ;->

Ppl U Have Seen

The Thing Which

The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .

Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P

Future Mein Price List

Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.

If somebody comes n

If somebody comes n
Tell u,
That you Are FOOL,
Don''t Be Afraid,
Goto him
Catch his Neck
And Tell him

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"kisi hor noo na dassi" ;->

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