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Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:no Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:no Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Think...

no?

A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!

Q. What''s the difference

Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!

Q: What’s the

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

AgAr " Mahima

AgAr " Mahima choudhry" lAdka hOti to uSka naam kya hota?????

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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"

Ek ladka..

Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...

usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..

3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..

bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..
ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!
Girl replied - I know..

ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..
to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

1. UNIT no. 1.

2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.

3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.

4. OPRETION 92.

5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.

6. SIRF ALTAF.

7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.

8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...

GALS look

GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!

MAN :

MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MAN : I DON''T KnoW THE DENTIST KEPT IT...

The Seven Modern

The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.

Most innocent

Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga

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