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Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?

Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
noBODY knows whom to wish....

My no. has been changed.
plzz give me a confirmation calll on my new no.
it is 15
agr mera nokar uthae to usy 2,4 galiyan dena.,
kamina khud ko police wala kehta hai.

The boss came

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "no, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->

Teacher asks students.

Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->

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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes Like

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like

Good MOrning

Good After noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& So On

now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line

''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)

Tiger Kills Goat

Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?

Hippo Said:
Coz

''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->

Once Upon A Time .

Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''

Girl Said: ''''no''''

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita...?

Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao

Pandit: Fer

Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia. . . ;->

Pakistan means

Pakistan means

P=Pistol

A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=no response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan

What Did The Banana

What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?

nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->

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