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What Did 0 (Zero) Say To 8(Eight) .?
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noT To WorrY !
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NiCE BELT . . . ;->
What iS The OppisiTe Of nokia . . . . ?
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->
Poem On Ash
Sexy aunty on the floor,
Ash is not as before,
The one we used to adore,
The sweet lady from mangalore,
now she''s a big bore,
Played around with four,
Screwed them for sure,
Drowned them and came ashore,
Vivek was burnt to the core,
Salman gave him a call of roar,
Then stepped through amitabh''s door,
She knew he scores in crore,
Abhishek is for sure,
Dil mange more,
God knows whats more in aunty''s store.
CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->
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S-Weet
M-orning
S-tarts now..
"GOOd Morning"

keep smiling.
Hundred word does not
give pain...






But





A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...





So always keep in touch
my FriEND.
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?


SOCHO




AUR SOCHO



GUESS?




Phir SOCHO..




Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,





Pagal na bano




"chappal pehnti hain"
Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,
Garibon k lye"paktl"

Knjuson k lye "Telenor"

Buzrgon or bachon k
lye "Jazz"


Lafngon k lye "ufone"



Lovely,Smart&Royal
people use krte hn
"WARID"
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:


yajuj majuj? yes sir!


bhot?yes sir!


drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G




button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...

---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT





Any Idea ?





no !





Don''t Think Wierd !






oK !



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PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
Businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives



"monopoly is always
damaging



and



competition improves
service".:->
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Cool




Relax




Ok




Ready




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