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Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....
If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....










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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain noMAN hain
PLz Pray For Me






I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL







As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
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CuTe

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Its not CurabLe. . . ;->
PLz Pray For Me






I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL







As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More









CuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its not CurabLe. . . ;->
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money
A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell no.''

That is frndship...

now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
Husband:u will never succeed
in making DOGS obey u. . . !

Wife:nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->