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Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!






no !!not an Urdu song,







English music !! no ways..








It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA


But




Girraffe Was not Eating. . . .






Why. . . ?





Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->
TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"

STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .

TEACHER : no, That''s Wrong. . . !!!

STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->
Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Tere Pass Kia Hai...?


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Mere Pass nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
no I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?
High Class Beizzati

If u hav 1 father, call me.

If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.

If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.

If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

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said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said



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''Hi John''. . . ;->
Apki ki ANKHEN .....Hirran jesi...

Apki ki AWAZ.....Koyal jesi....

Apki ki CHAAL....Mor jesi...


ACCHA HOTA AGAR KOI AADAT INSAAno WALI HOTI. . . ;->
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
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