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One Technical question:

One Technical question:

Where do u find MANGOES..?

no,it is nt on mango tree

Fruit shop?

no wrong

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where ever WOMAN goes

Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!

5 frogs r sitting on a log.

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide to jump off.
how many r left now?
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there r still 5 left.
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B''coz there''s a lot of difference between DECIDING & DOING !!!!!

EveryOne Thinks

EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
no One Thinks Changing Themselves....

EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
no One Wants To Die.....

A lady went to a

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!

We''ve known each

We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank

U r GENIUS. U r INTELLIGENT.

U r GENIUS.

U r INTELLIGENT.

U r GOOD LOOKING...

U r SMART...

There''s no Other like u.../

Question : What do you call

Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->

Question : What do you call

Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->

b4 Marriage....

b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: no... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???

He; Are U Crazy... I''m not That Kind Of Person

She: Can I Trust U....??

He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->

Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..

Hum ko
gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..

Jany ye
DUSHMAno ne usy kia sikha dia..

Ghar
us ne kya banaya MASJID k samanay..

CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI bana dia.../

After a quarrel..

After a quarrel..

Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P

Why is Love Marriage I

Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->

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