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Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"
Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
no DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
no DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
no DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
no DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
no DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
no DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!
Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS noT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie

U Know Y............?

Shaan Had Empty Revolver
Villen Fired At Shaan
He CatcHes All The Bullets
Put It In His Revolver N Shot The Villen
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: no, but the thought of long life will never come.
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
one woman to another: Apki sab say bari taqat kaya hay.?
she replied: Mera Husband..!
1st asked: Aur sab say bari kamzori.?
she replied: Tumhara Husband..
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

But

I can''t be with u always.

So

plz,Take Care of yourself

when

U jump from 1 tree 2another.
Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni Mohabat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye sub keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAb Umeed hai Sirf nosheen se
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"