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Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
Today is MDPS DAY MDPS bolay to...!...
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"MAKE DUFFER People SMILE" i''ve done my part, now u send it 2 all ur Duffer friends & make them SMILE :)
Sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGnoSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
This is my leg
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Itne Dair Dabane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better now... :-)
1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

nowIts like sunami


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6 facts of the world Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue; Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it. Fact 3: Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......... ........ Fact 4: now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!! Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u want to forward this as soon as u read this completely.. .. Fact 6 : successfully you are fooled... so forward this to fool others.. go on! :)Z
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